Basic audition rules apply. 14 and over ONLY. 


By: Ben Elton 


This show tells the story of a globalized future without musical instruments. A handful of rock rebels, the Bohemians, fight against the all-powerful Globalsoft company and its boss, the Killer Queen; they fight for freedom, individuality and the rebirth of the age of rock. Scaramouche and Galileo, two young outsiders, cannot come to terms with the bleak conformist reality. They join the Bohemians and embark on the search to find the unlimited power of freedom, love and Rock!

Since 2002 over 15 million theatre goers in 17 countries have been thrilled by this awe-inspiring production which is based on the songs of Queen with a book by Ben Elton (The Young Ones, Blackadder, Popcorn). Elton fashioned this hilarious futurist comedy around more than 24 of Queen’s biggest hit songs including We Are The Champions, Radio Ga Ga, I Want To Break Free, Somebody To Love, Killer Queen, Don’t Stop Me Now, Under Pressure, Bohemian Rhapsody, Another One Bites The Dust and of course, We Will Rock You.

WE WILL ROCK YOU reflects the scale and spectacle that marked Queen’s live performances and earned the band its pinnacle position in rock history. The audience can expect WE WILL ROCK YOU to rock as fiercely as the best of Queen’s concerts.

“Anyway the wind blows…”

Performance Dates

Friday -- May 29, 2020 @ 7:30PM

Saturday -- May 30, 2020 @ 7:30PM

Friday -- June 5, 2020 @ 7:30PM

Saturday --June 6, 2020 @ 7:30PM

Sunday -- June 7, 2020 @ 2:30PM

Friday -- June 12, 2020 @ 7:30PM

Saturday -- June 13, 2020 @ 7:30PM

Sunday -- June 14, 2020 @ 2:30PM

Friday -- June 19, 2020 @ 7:30PM

Saturday -- June 20, 2020 @ 7:30PM 

Sunday -- June 21, 2020 @ 2:30PM

Friday -- June 26, 2020 @ 7:30PM

Saturday -- June 27, 2020 @ 7:30PM 

Sunday -- June 28, 2020 @ 2:30PM

Vocal auditions: Male and Females will each be taught a vocal selection of a song in the show by the music director and perform that selection individually. Dance Audition: All people auditioning will be taught a dance number from the show. Callbacks: Please bring a song of your choice to perform.

Character Information:

Galileo Figaro

The main male protagonist of the production. A troubled young man who can hear lyrics and names from the songs in the past. He is also known as the Dreamer and is a reincarnation of Freddie Mercury. His name is a reference to the Queen song, Bohemian Rhapsody.


The main female protagonist of the production. A sarcastic, cynical character and Galileo's love interest. She is later revealed in the finale to have a talent in playing the electric guitar and is a female reincarnation of Brian May. She is known as the Dreamer's Bad-Arsed Babe and the Hairy One. Her name is a reference to the Queen song, Bohemian Rhapsody.

Killer Queen: 

The main antagonist of the production. She is the head of the Global-Soft Corporation and she rules Planet Mall with an iron fist. Her name is a reference to the Queen song, Killer Queen.

Commander Khashoggi: 

Head of the Secret Police and Killer Queen's right hand man. He is her most loyal follower until she sends him to the Seven Seas of Rhye. His name is a reference to the Queen song, Khashoggi's Ship.

Brit (Britney Spears): 

The main male Bohemian in the production. He believes that someday, he will be the one who finds the Dreamer and helps him save Rock'n'Roll. In other productions, he is known as Duff (Hilary Duff), Vic (Victoria Beckham), Paris (Paris Hilton) or J.B (Jeanette Biedermann).

Meat (Meat Loaf): 

The main female Bohemian and Brit's girlfriend. She is a very cynical character and isn't quite sure if she believes in the Dreamer. In other productions, she is know as Oz (Ozzy Osbourne).


A librarian who is trying find figure out the exact date when the music died. He was captured by the Secret Police and held in a containment cell for 10 long years. He was later sent to the Seven Seas of Rhye, where he became the Barkeep. In some productions, he is in love with Scaramouche, in others, he is terrified of her.

Big Macca (Paul McCartney):

 The rebel leader. In other productions he is also know as Burton Cummings.

The Bohemians: 

Rebels who are trying to bring back Rock'n'Roll. They have many names, depending on the production.

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